What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

Why do some men like older women?

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

Plants have a secret, second set of roots deep underground that scientists didn't know about - Live Science

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

China consumer prices slump again, deepening deflation worries as demand stays weak - CNBC

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

Fast Radio Bursts Reveal Where The Universe's Missing Matter Is Hiding - ScienceAlert

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

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What is the best true Hollywood story you know?

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

Make Nazis afraid again!

Unfortunately For Some, These iPhone & iPad Models Won't Be Getting iOS 26 - SlashGear

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

J&J ties early-stage lymphoma CAR-T to 100% response rate in 10 patients - Fierce Biotech

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

Do you think all these charges that have been brought against Trump are just a coincidence? If he was such a big threat why did they wait 3 years to bring these charges? Or is this all just election interference?

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

If you are doing these 6 things, then you’re accidentally making your vegan meals unhealthy - VegOut

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

‘Just another day in the NFL’ as Steelers QB Mason Rudolph lands back in familiar place - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

Do liberals realise that God, who is much more powerful than them, is on the side of Trump?

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!